The Weird Kid

I like to eat a vegeburger in my car and listen to NPR behind the Kwiki-mart, it's my thing that I do. But sometimes NPR is just too boring and I go to other AM stations. AM stations are furry and warm, feel like time travel, and I love them.

I listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger today.

It's not so much that she's a horrid woman and severely misogynistic. It's these...poor bastards that keep calling in by the hundreds to get abused by her. These poor people.

She isn't going to let you ask your whole question, and she isn't going to be on your side. She's going to call you an idiot, a whore, a crybaby and then hang up on you. Every time. And everyone listening is chuckling to themselves about how you got what you deserved, you crybaby whore. You must know this, you poor people! Why do they call this nasty exo-skeleton of a harpie for her nasty mean advice?

So, it is with great pleasure and pride I post a link to famous naked photos of Dr. Laura Schlessinger, taken by the married man she was having an affair with, herself also married at the time. Many Dirty Dirty Pictures here, story on Wiki.

It wouldn't be such a big deal if she'd integrate this part of her history into her public persona, mention her mistake and hurdles, instead of pretending it never happened.

Any other woman, I'd say, lovely little boobies, nothing to be ashamed of here.

But to Dr. Laura Schlessinger. You dirty little whore.